Ulrika Jonsson, 52, makes a VERY crude joke about her lockdown celibacy

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‘It’s been a while!’ Ulrika Jonsson, 52, makes a VERY crude joke about her lockdown celibacy as she spends time apart from her new boyfriend

She recently joked she’ll be a ‘virgin again’ once lockdown is over as she has had to isolate apart from her new boyfriend. 

And Ulrika Jonsson made a very crude joke about her celibate life on Instagram on Friday as she shared an image of a cardboard box which had ‘lift flaps to tear perforations’ written on it.  

The television personality, 52, captioned the snap: ‘I have no perforations but it has been a while since someone lifted my flaps. #justsaying’.

Racy confession: Ulrika Jonsson made a very crude joke about her celibate life on Instagram on Friday as she isolates apart from her new boyfriend

Ulrika also responded to fans in the comments. In reply to one follower who said they ‘feel like a nun’, the former weather presenter replied: ‘I like a snuggle with my doggies and a herbal sleeping tablet… #rocknroll’.

Despite her lack of a love life, the TV star has been keeping herself busy by doing some cooking.  

Sharing a picture of her latest breakfast, she wrote: ‘Lie-in till 05.39hrs. Breakfast of rhubarb, Greek yog and hazelnuts. Stayed up too late bingeing on Normal People. So beautiful. And because, quite frankly, I’m addicted to love. #loveaddict’. 

Funny: The star, 52, recently joked she'll be a 'virgin again' once lockdown is over as she has had to isolate apart from her new boyfriend

Funny: The star, 52, recently joked she’ll be a ‘virgin again’ once lockdown is over as she has had to isolate apart from her new boyfriend

Ulrika shared an image of a cardboard box which had: 'lift flaps to tear perforations' written on it

Ulrika shared an image of a cardboard box which had: ‘lift flaps to tear perforations’ written on it

It comes after Ulrika joked she will ‘be a virgin again’ once current lockdown laws are lifted due to being separated from her new boyfriend for an extended period of time.

The frustrated mother-of-four is currently adhering to government mandated policies regarding self-quarantine and social distancing in the fight against the novel coronavirus COVID-19.

But remaining at home for the foreseeable future has put a minor strain on her blossoming romance with a new partner, whose name is yet to be made public, because the couple had only just started to develop the physical side of their relationship before Britain was gripped by the deadly virus.

Addressing the issue in her BEST magazine column, Ulrika admitted it was all the more frustrating because she had entered the relationship after ending a sexually ‘barren’ 14-year marriage to her third husband, Brian Monet. 

Problem: Ulrika said it was all the more frustrating because she had entered the relationship after ending a sexually ‘barren’ 14-year marriage to her third husband, Brian Monet (pictured)

Problem: Ulrika said it was all the more frustrating because she had entered the relationship after ending a sexually ‘barren’ 14-year marriage to her third husband, Brian Monet (pictured)

She explained: ‘Having spent the past two years of coming out of a somewhat ‘barren’ marriage with little human touch, I have then spent the past five months motoring along in a physical relationship with a new man – so you might see the confusion my brain and body is suffering.

‘It took a lot to get my inner sexual engine started up again – only for coronavirus to take away the petrol and dump me in an isolated garage on the edge of nowhere.’ 

The presenter, who divorced American advertising executive Monet in 2019, admitted it took a lengthy period of reconditioning before she could finally accept attention from the opposite sex.   

She said: ‘I know you might argue that missing intimacy, touch, love and affection, is way down the list of needs and musts right now – and I hear you.

‘But it took a long time to reprogram my dormant brain to wake up and give and receive affection. And now I’m trying to do the reverse. And you know what they say about old dogs…

‘So, instead, my new approach is looking forward to ‘dating’ again – whenever that may be. I’m trying my hardest to remember what it feels like. At the same time as wonder whether I’ll actually be a virgin again by the time this is all over.’ 

Hard: : The presenter admitted it took a lengthy period of reconditioning before she could finally accept attention from the opposite sex

Hard: : The presenter admitted it took a lengthy period of reconditioning before she could finally accept attention from the opposite sex

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